She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
