hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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