But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This is my gift to your gina
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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