I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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