Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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