For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
