I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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