we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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