..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
COCAINE IS GR8
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
