I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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