is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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