the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
