Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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