yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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