that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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