had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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