glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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