Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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