if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't deserve a penis
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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