Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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