ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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