I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Randomize
