Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's Friday. Sex?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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