so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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