So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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