I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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