why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
