So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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