I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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