so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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