Welp...herpes.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Randomize
