Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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