Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I know her cup size but not her name....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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