How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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