thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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