so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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