I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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