so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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