i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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