Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He shit in the fireplace
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