I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
dude. I can hear the air.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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