you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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