Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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