Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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