you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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