I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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