I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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