I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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