so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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