Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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