why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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